The Dicks of Hazard OUT NOW!

Just got an update that The Dicks of Hazard has now been released. check out the trailer

www.thedicksofhazzard.com/preview.wmv

Missing you

I swear i don't know them

Ugh. Some of my friends are all going out wearing t-shirts they made with the name of their little group on them. I am thoroughly embarrassed. i am not going within 70 miles of them. funnier thing is. they made them for a Tuesday night bar night, not for Halloween, not for a huge event, just for a bar night so they could all go out wearing shirts that proclaimed how bitchy their group is. and as someone who knows them, THEY ARE WAY TO BITCHY, STAY AWAY. Yeah i know its not often that i rant about my own friends on here, but come on they made their own t-shirts with their group name on them. Why is going out to a bar like a bowling league now? Can you imagine all 5 of them standing around in a circle with drinks in hand, with matching group t-shirts, thinking they are the shit. Ugh I'm staying in. Or maybe i should get an even larger opposing group together. We could all carry protest signs, protesting them and their bitchiness, and their degradation of our community. now that would be a bar night worth going to. Cheers to that.
OK fine, while I'm at it. What the hell is up with having multiple gym memberships. I mean come on, do you really need more then one. I now have three friends that have more than one gym membership each. one is on steroids, the other two aren't even in that good of shape. Is a gym membership the new pet rock?

New AD Campaign

I Love my life

jam k: "how are you, studboi?

Marc: hey there! im good

Marc: whats up with you?

jam k: chillen, lookin around

jam k: missin ur huge cock

Marc: lol thats funny i read that really fast and all i got was "im looking around for your huge cock" lol

jam k: how was LA?

Marc: la was great

jam k: not so far from the truth

Marc: lol. yeah so when are we going to hang out again?

jam k: any time buddy

Marc: hot

jam k: haven't had a top as hot as you. . .well, since you

Marc: right on. well im saving up for a cum shooting contest on Wednesday

Marc: so it will have to be after that

jam k: damn too bad

jam k: i bet u'll win

jam k: where's the contest?

Marc: i hope so, with a bucket of cum ready to go flying, maybe i can break a guines book record. do you think they keep records for sex related stuff?

jam k: hmm they must somewhere

jam k: wish it were flyin ..."

Funny Shit! Me in High School

My My My how our lives change so fast. Yup that's me and my girlfriend at the county fair. Yes i admit it: I'm a former dork and farmer. I am still playing with animals.

Heading to LA this weekend

AHH I cant fucking wait. Literally! I get to hang out with Alex. YUMM. and spend some time with a few old friends. and of course hit up West Hollywoods finest. on Sunday evening i will be stopping by The Abbey and HERE Lounge. Come have a drink.

http://www.herelounge.com
http://www.abbeyfoodandbar.com

My Funny Mom

I love getting emails from Mom. She lives in Mississippi. This one i got yesterday. My car turned over 100,000 miles. and Christmas? ugh. DEAR GOD, THANK YOU FOR KEEPING ME 3,000 MILES AWAY. Christmas!!! Its the beginning of October. The funnier part is: they send a check for Christmas every year, no matter what i ask for. but every year way before thanksgiving they wanna know what i want. Well at least its certain that mental illness runs in my family. So then today she calls to follow up on her email and she asks again "So what do you want for Christmas?" Oh and their trip out to California in January, yup they already have the tickets and are bugging me about getting them a hotel room for them.

Subject: pic for you
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:56:59 -0500

Look history has been made.
Can't wait to see you. What do you want for Christmas?

Luv you bunches
mom

Another one in REHAB

It seems now that everyone i use to party with is going to rehab. Just got an email today from an old friend saying he is on his way to inpatient rehab. It has been very interesting watching all of us in our own way and own time have slowly given up on the partying days. Made me recall how i got started and how i got away.
Contrary to popular belief i use to be a prude. HUGE STUCK UP/ UPTIGHT RICH ASSHOLE. i think that describes most of my behaviour prior to indulging in my first illegal drug. I started with E, not pot just E. It was also my first time at the legendary Club Universe in San Francisco. I remember the evening as running around with my hag introducing her to everyone as Madonna. I some how got it in my head that this fat bitch was Madonna. HALLARIOUS. Then somehow everyone at my work at the time was all about it. Applebee's Restaurant. In fact on many many occasions many of the servers would all take a half hit of E on a busy night to make it fun. OH YEA, ROLLING ON E WHILE WAITING TABELS AT APPLEBEE'S. Jhezuss. what the fuck where we thinking. It was also the time that Red Bull came out. Yeah add on two cans of that. Whew did i give good service.
From there to my 21st birthday is a blur. Living in SF i went all out for my 21st. Three day party with VIP rooms in the top clubs on the west coast. Three fucking days LA to SF all around like a fucking fool. Well bad planning, the final day of the festivities was my actual birthday, actually St. Patrick's Day too. Well by the time i got myself and my entourage out of my house it was 3pm and i pasted out at the Bar on Castro, with a frozen Cosmo in hand. Classy! From there my cocain addiction developed.
Until i moved to New Orleans is another blur of way to much sex, drugs, and drama. New Orleans actually signaled my recovery. I was getting evicted from my fabulous ocean view studio apartment in SF. So i went a running. FAR, FAR away from all my partying friends. Now bout two years later and back in SF, Happy and the furthest from the party scene as humanly possible. Yeah i know a porn star that doesn't do drugs isn't very sexy, but hey i was over it. Since my dramatic move to New Orleans almost all of my friends from my partying hay day have all entered some form of recovery or another, well all accept one. We are still waiting for him. I don't believe I have any regrets besides doing Tina. I have made it out with only a few permanent injuries. I got my life back. As boring now as it is, I love it. I am proud to have been through all of it and relived to have made it out.

I have been Scammed

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Castro Street Fair

UGh. more like the parade of ex tricks of cracked out past. yup. that's it. i was there for less than an our. saw way to many old fuck buddies and went home. the only good part about the fair was the walk home. A thousand times different from the week before. they really should just cancel the Castro fair. if i wanted a bunch of crappy nick knacks i would go to the east bay. If i wanted to be harassed by HIV organizations i would volunteer again. What is it with these orgs. the people they should be reaching out to "IE: Me a hooker" they can't, because they are so out of touch with the reality of the sex industry. And no i'm not just babbling, Ive volunteered for The Stop AIDS Project, and others for many years. in-fact i volunteered for SAP way back when i first starting having sex. before drugs, before porn, before it all. if they could not impact there weekly volunteers enough to not engage in risky behavior, then how can the impact a person they harass on the street to take a survey. FYI those surveys they ask you to take about your sex life are just to get them money. each one that is filled out they receive money for from the CDC and other agencies. In fact when i was on the other side of the clipboard, i spent a fair amount of time filing out bogus forms just to help meet their quotas. I'm sure they have saved many lives, but they haven't saved mine. I still support SAP and various other org today and will continue to, because i do believe they make an impact of the naive.
I believe they should focus more on the positive community rather than the negative. They do a much better job educating positive people, then they do negative people.