Friday, February 23, 2007

It wasn't my porn. WOW

Porn DVD Screams Prompt Sword 'Rescue'

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

(02-21) 13:43 PST Oconomowoc, Wis. (AP) --

A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

My boy is so hot!!!





He just sent me these pics he took today. Goddammit he is so fucking hot! Yum!!!

My thoughts on Monogamy

I believe Monogamy is one type of commitment a couple can make to each other. A commitment of only having sex inside their relationship. Love is a commitment. One can only Love one other person at a time, you can commit Love to yourself. Honesty, Presence, Trust, Loyalty, and a Future are other types of commitments a couple can make to each other. I believe Love conquers all. That an active emotional relationship with a person is the strongest commitment. yes i am a pisces.

The act of having a physical sexual encounter with a random person, is just that a physical act. If a couple commits to monogamy, that random act now has meaning. and a consequence. It ties itself in to other relationship commitments. Monogamy can become a prized commitment in a relationship, or not. The great thing about monogamy is that is one of the few commitments a couple can renegotiate later on if they wish. You cant renegotiate Loyalty and certainly not love.

One of the best things about being in love with another person is your natural ability to commit. Commitments provide security. Security in your ability to love and be loved. A Security to help put your feeling and emotions out in view of another person. Security to merge two lives together.

GAYVN Events I will be at

Thank god the GayVN Awards are in SF.

Friday:
Colt 40th Anniversary Party
The Green Room in The War Memorial Building

Rentboy's Heat
The End up

Saturday:
The GayVN Awards Show
The Castro Theater

Genisis the Nakedsword offical afterparty
Porn Palace

33 page doc for cake requirements. God I love OCD people

Transit agency's requirements take the cake

San Francisco Chronicle

Sunday, February 18, 2007

phillip matier andrew ross

If red tape were edible, the folks over at the Santa Clara Valley Transportation Authority would be feasting in style.

Awhile back, the authority put out a bid for the estimated $2,000 worth of cakes and pastries it serves up at office parties every year. Not just any bid, but a 33-page-long bid.

Among the specifications:

-- Each cake must be delivered with a basic theme or adornment (flowers, streamers, colorful border, etc.).

-- Cakes must be available in a minimum of 11 flavors (peach, lemon and banana nut among them).

-- They must have a minimum of 21 fillings (including peach, pumpkin and chocolate cream), with a minimum of six toppings (peanuts, jimmies and coconut, etc.).

-- They must come in a minimum of seven shapes and sizes.

What's more, the agency has the right to refuse any cake that is the "incorrect size, shape (or) design" or has a "foul odor."

As you might imagine, no bidders responded.

VTA spokeswoman Jayme Kunz called the specificatKunzchecklist a case of somebody having "taken a need to follow process to an extreme level."

Agency General Manager Michael Burns, who used to run San Francisco's Municipal Railway, apparently agreed. Burns hadn't known about the guidelines ahead of time, officials said, and pulled the bid before it could go out again.

By the way, Kunz said she had hoped weKunze calling about better news for VTA -- the state just awarded the transit agency $364 million to get the engineering going on a BART link to Silicon Valley.

"We were going to have a cake to celebrate," she said.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

An Amazing Valentines Day


It's Finally happened. Ive found Love. Its an odd feeling cause it feels like I've taken a hit if E when i am with him. I can feel it in my chest. I can feel it in my head. He feels amazing. Our journey has begun. I am happy. I am in Love with Alex.

Friday, February 16, 2007

I Love that he is always thinking about me

:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.
thinking of you babe!!!!

from Alex

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Right on

San Francisco Chronicle

REVIEW
An also-ran on 'American Idol,' but don't tell that to his fans

Joel Selvin, Chronicle Senior Pop Music Critic

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

The lighting operator at Slim's really liked Daughtry, the hot new rock band fronted by "American Idol" also-ran Chris Daughtry.

"They've got that totally predictable thing down pat," the stage tech said.

With his first album already past the million sales mark after only 3 months, and a potential hit single lurking in the wings, Daughtry looks to be on the verge of exploding. Fans camped out in front of the club all day Sunday, Super Bowl or no Super Bowl. Actress Michelle Pfeiffer called to request tickets.

Full cell phone camera mania greeted the 28-year-old rock singer with the shaved head and pencil-line beard. The audience looked a little old to be shrieking like teenyboppers, but did anyway.

He may have finished only fourth on last season's "Idol" finals, but he has rapidly passed winner Taylor Hicks and his "Soul Patrol" following in the real world. Daughtry clearly connects with an audience and it would seem to be only the beginning for him.

Wearing a black muscle T-shirt and switching off between electric and acoustic guitars, Daughtry led his quartet through a brisk 50-minute performance. He was properly earnest and deferential. ("If it wasn't for each and every one of you, I wouldn't be standing here.")

Fortunately, he sings with more charisma. He has a tortured bel canto style ideally suited to the agonized songs like "What I Want." His fans -- "Can I call you friends?" he asked -- sang along with every word of "Over You" off the album. He tossed guitar picks into the sea of waving arms after every song.

The North Carolinian is a clean-cut, married man, father of two, who told the radio interviewer during the sound check performance that he left his young children at home on this tour because he didn't want them hanging out at the bars he was playing. Undoubtedly he will return this summer, packaged for the amphitheaters, where they can play backstage and not miss school.

The band came well armed; a bank of Marshall amplifiers, their own mixing board and sound engineer. Daughtry is handled by the management arm of the "American Idol" producers, who brought on as a specialist the man who discovered Hanson. The album was made by the producer of recent hits by Hoobastank, the All-American Rejects and other pop-punk cannon fodder.

One of the songs on the album he wrote without co-writers is "Home," a surefire tearjerker that sounds custom-made to raise goose bumps at the end of some sappy movie. The aptly titled "It's Not Over" is the album's first track currently at radio and it would appear to have an active half-life still remaining before the label pulls the pin on "Home."

The Slim's management estimated they could have sold four or five more shows, ticket demand was so great. But Daughtry chose to stir excitement in the fan base with a loss-leader club tour.

It was a great idea, a real soft landing of a first pass through town. But he probably should avoid the "Sunday Bloody Sunday" cover unless he likes sounding like a half-baked U2 tribute band.

Heading to Montreal

Ohh boy. Montreal.

No clue what to expect for the first time. I Hardly know where it is. I think they speak french.

First time out of the USA.

FUCK! I hate last minute trips.

crazy XXX life it is.

Monday, February 05, 2007

I thought Ive seen all the worst box covers

LOL. it even says "worst film" LOL. And is this gay hospital only open during the White Party, SCARY!!!. LOL



Saturday, February 03, 2007

I Love Casting

This guy emailed me at work about becoming a model for the studio i work for.

Oh boy, How am I supposed to respond to this? There are so many things wrong with this.




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>>6'1
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>>
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>>
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>>I
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