San Diego Trip 6 Days

So I went to San Diego to film Eon Film's The Dicks Of Hazard.

Oh the stories I have. So arrive in San Diego two hours late. Mind you I got up at 430 am to catch my obscene flight. Get there and we immediately start filming. Well kind of. We drive two hours to this unimpressive dirt road. We film there all day. 1 scene, supposed to film 2 or 3, this is the story throughout the week. It took all day because a model could not keep a hard on and had to have is boyfriend there while he was filming. SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Back at the Dirt road, we get locals yelling "fagot" at us. Gorilla filming is the worst. Most of the production takes place out side. 3 hours behind schedule on every little thing and never completing the days tasks.
The producer has me staying at his house instead of a hotel. Which would have been fine with me. Had the house been habitable. In the end I stay there. I end up having to buy my own bed sheets, the bed was disgusting. As well as toilet paper, food, water, condoms. Just about everything a good film company usually takes care of. But this was not a normal shoot by any means.
That night I return to find a cat sitting on my bed next to where it just shit. IM not surprised being that the cat box in the house for three cats looks like it hasn't been cleaned in weeks. Because I am such a clean freak and borderline OCD, I spent most of the week riddled with anxiety. I had to smoke pot constantly just to keep fro attacking someone.
Enough with the gory details of a bad production. On to the good.
There is a phenomenon called Porn Love, I will explain this in a later post called "On set, what its like" its currently a draft right now.
So I meet Alex Cross, another model. WOW. Those of you that know me, know that I almost never have sex with the same person twice. This was not the case with Alex. HOT HOT HOT. I am not big on sucking cock, but I could not get enough of his. It felt so good in my mouth . We ended up hooking up about 6 times. Yes he is that hot. Just my type. Former Military, Short, six pack, big dick, straight acting, pot smoking, morning beer drinker, and just plain hot. Not to mention very cool and chill. Alex is the only reason I stayed in San Diego through the worst production ever. Had Alex not been there I would have left on the second day. Alex and I are now planning open seeing each other again. He is even considering going to Burning Man with me. I don't think it will get serious though. Although I am not just chopping this up as "porn love" I am not ruling it out. It is a very powerful thing. But I still think about him daily. I also play a song that engulfs me with memories of the good times. To Alex: "Thank you so much, you are a really great guy and I am more than excited to see you again and to help you along on your porn career. I absolutely have to have you at least one more time."

Throughout the week I experience probably the most drama I have ever encountered. Between working with a ton of rookies, very fem queens, and the producer not having any organizational or hospitality skills. It has even taken me several days to cool down enough to write this. Nothing went right, NOTHING. Not even being paid went right.

The biggest rule when having people work for you is paying them on time. Workers/ Models should never have to worry about being paid or receiving a bad check. NEVER Oh yes it happened. The last day I was there a model Brent Summers, threw a 5 hour temper tantrum. I have never seen a model act so unprofessional, but then again I have never seen a producer act that unprofessional either. Brent is also the one who by mistake hit me in the head with a baseball bat while filming. OUCH my head hurt for three days after that.

Oh yes it gets worse. After returning home, the checks I received for my model fees BOUNCED. You have got to be fucking kidding me. I will end my remarks about Eon Films, at this time, by saying "I am very disappointed in the production conducted by Eon Films, I have never, as a model, been treated so poorly."

To the other people who made the trip bearable: Reba (you are awesome I hope to run into you in the future) Tyler mason (you are really cute, I am disappointed I didn't get to hook up with you, maybe another time.) jayden, Mario, Kyle Aimes, Ashton, Larry, Tom, Caleb, Adam Faust, Kyle Kensington ( you guys were a lot of fun, and I really enjoyed spending time with you. Let me know if you guys need any help finding more work.) Also props out to the guys at Price Video in Vegas and Q radio, (You guys are so funny. I cant wait to see you again in January.)

I'm sure the finished product of The Dicks of Hazard will be amazing, i just wish the filming of it was.

UPDATE: Here is the response to my blog from the Producer of Eon Films. I think he sums it all up.

RE: New Blog: Filming of The Dicks of Hazard in San Diego

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"Were you or were you not paid. In full. With bounced check fees. It would be nice if that was reflected. I was unaware you bought your own bed sheets. I had plenty on hand, if you needed them. However, you never asked for them. And I DID replace your bedspread when the cat used it for a litter box. And your bedsheets were fresh out of the wash the day you came to the room. I don't mind the blog at all. It is accurate and not really all that horrible. I just wish that you would include the fact that a lot of the bad situations you described were rectified. Rocky"

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Oh yes rocky you did make it all better. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

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Ashton Ryan http://www.myspace.com/pornstarashtonryan
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