I QUIT SMOKING, A letter to my old friend

Dear Marlboro man,

Goodbye my friend. You know I'm not a quit-er, but you just had to go. i was growing old of your awful smell. my teeth are about to jump ship in protest. As for my lungs, well they went on strike years ago. Sorry kid your just not worth it anymore. you still are very very sexy, and i know it will be hard not to put you in my mouth, but i have to. I'm getting to old for your bullshit. It is bitter sweet as you are one of my last imperfections. So FUCK OFF! Go annoy someone else for a change. I will even drop you off at a near by high school if you'd like. I'll keep the fond memories but nothing else please. Please take all your shit with you.

Thanks
L


now where did i put that brownie? HMMM